Bracken is a 300 pound man of action! With his t shirts and tan shorts he’s here to kick some ass!!! Bracken was born in a mortuary during the great and last war of man verses the neo nazi liberals of doom. He was told by the blind witch he would be the savior of the universe. However, he found love with his one true love Brit. However, he was forced to fight her over a pit of acid where he killed her due to her being brainwashed LGBT people. He saves the universe but lived in sadness forever because no one loved him after the death of Brit.